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“Technically Parallel” Doesn’t Count FAIL

From the submitter:

Guess I shouldn’t be surprised that someone hit my car yesterday and didn’t leave a note, with amazingly talented drivers like this one living next door to me.

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  1. Fred says:

    No surprise at the ending of that one.

  2. Jorma says:

    y u no make slomo n super slo mo

  3. James says:

    With a parking spot that big and it took them that long? *sigh* The only good thing is that they weren’t stupid enough to hit a parked car.

  4. Pt says:

    LOL yeah; and the worst part is, she was parking like that for at least 2 minutes before I thought, “Holy hell where’s my iPhone??” So glad it was nearby. And apologies for my cat trying to steal the show!

  5. deedee says:

    Storm wants attention. Put down the camera and pet the kitty.

  6. vwoxy says:

    apparently they live somewhere where being able to parallel park isn’t part of the license exam.

  7. This is crap says:

    I can’t believe I watched this lame video.

  8. robinbobcat says:

    I will freely admit: I cannot parallel park. Not even at gunpoint.

    I have tried on multiple occasions, and will drive three blocks out of my way to find angled parking.
    I plan to get myself a Smart when this car dies, just to be able to enjoy the freedom of parking where I want.
    I drive a great big beast of a Buick, which doesn’t help matters, but the main thing is that I don’t TRY to park between two cars.

  9. mvdejong says:

    Admittedly, I’m not a great parallel parker, and that’s not a good thing, since I drive a Volvo V70. But this is horrible.
    Note that the blue jeep also decided to leave a sizeable moat between car and curb.

  10. instantmusic says:

    You can almost hear his/her brain seriously straining to figure this out.

  11. Booty says:

    Idiot woman. When you’re pulling forward, cut your wheel to the LEFT. Then you can back in. Otherwise you’re just going back and forth along the same segment of a circle for eternity. How is it people too stupid to figure that out can get licenses?

    I bet she’s also one of those retards who slows way down before getting in the left turn lane, holding up traffic.

  12. KWDragon says:

    A lot of people cannot parallel park, and it’s sad. I think all folks should be retested for their drivers’ licenses every five years.

  13. Tim says:

    I am no great parallel parker, but this is ridiculous!! The car size, to spot size ratio is more than enuff for even a spastic monkey to be able to pull right in and have no trouble parking!

  14. Jayeye says:

    that’s not “ridiculous”, that’s just sad..

  15. Captain Slog says:

    Close enough!

  16. “TAXI to the curb!!”

  17. billy says:

    But, who was phone?

  18. Turtle says:

    Yikes! I’m pretty bad at parking, but even I’d be running out to them – “Would you like me to park your car for you?” Watching this was torture.

  19. Jo says:

    I learned by watching Seinfeld. Since I couldn’t find the clip, here’s a tutorial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-loe3xXLg

  20. Gruntley says:

    This is yet another reason why old people shouldn’t drive.


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