[Patrick sees SpongeBob in the distance; mistakes him for the Maniac]
Patrick: [On walkie-talkie] SpongeBob! I see him!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Where is he?
Patrick: At the intersection of Conch and Coral.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That’s where I am! He’s right on top of me, but I can’t see him! What’s he doing?
Patrick: He’s just standing there… menacingly! Get out of there, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yaaah!
Patrick: That’s his maniac shriek! He’s going to attack!
[SpongeBob runs around in circles, crying]
Patrick: He’s acting all crazy! Run, SpongeBob, run! Quick, hide behind that building! No, wait! He just ran by that building! Hide behind that street sign! No, wait! The maniac just went by that sign! Get underneath that street light! No! He’s there too! Run for your life!
[SpongeBob dives inside a mailbox; inside, he hears Patrick on the walkie-talkie, intercut by static]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Say that again, deputy?
Patrick: The maniac’s in the mailbox!
[SpongeBob screams and runs off]
I love how the picture implies it was a copper in uniform, but the article specifies it was a plain clothes officer. Newspaper fail there. Since part of the job of a plains clothes officer is to hang around and act shady to imitate a criminal and sucker them into an arrest, the confusion is understandable.
Here in the UK we have the highest density of CCTV in the whole world. But they have virtually unemployable idiots on minimum wage to monitor the screens. They have been caught ringing phone boxes, and if an attractive girl answers, making obscene suggestions, then zooming in to have a good laugh at the expression on the girl’s face.
I can’t say they make me feel safer – there would be plenty of time for someone to kick your head in and empty your pockets before one of these goons bothered to take any action.
Anyone else reminded of a certrain Spongebob episode?
Wee-woo… Wee-woo… WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO!
[Patrick sees SpongeBob in the distance; mistakes him for the Maniac]
Patrick: [On walkie-talkie] SpongeBob! I see him!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Where is he?
Patrick: At the intersection of Conch and Coral.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That’s where I am! He’s right on top of me, but I can’t see him! What’s he doing?
Patrick: He’s just standing there… menacingly! Get out of there, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yaaah!
Patrick: That’s his maniac shriek! He’s going to attack!
[SpongeBob runs around in circles, crying]
Patrick: He’s acting all crazy! Run, SpongeBob, run! Quick, hide behind that building! No, wait! He just ran by that building! Hide behind that street sign! No, wait! The maniac just went by that sign! Get underneath that street light! No! He’s there too! Run for your life!
[SpongeBob dives inside a mailbox; inside, he hears Patrick on the walkie-talkie, intercut by static]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Say that again, deputy?
Patrick: The maniac’s in the mailbox!
[SpongeBob screams and runs off]
Like a dog chasing his tail
Wee Woo Wee Woo
This was no mistake, just trolling the new guy
…. or the CCTV cop really screwed up. But my money is on trolling the new guy.
Britain.
I love how the picture implies it was a copper in uniform, but the article specifies it was a plain clothes officer. Newspaper fail there. Since part of the job of a plains clothes officer is to hang around and act shady to imitate a criminal and sucker them into an arrest, the confusion is understandable.
OR look inconspicuous so that the crook doesn’t see the cop coming.
lol CCTV. And then eurof*gs say that Americans are the totalitarian state -_-
The UK likes to think they’re not really part of Europe.
“Mistakes” is what you tell your sergeant when he catches you and prevents this entry from going to the artoftrolling section
win
If there’s a video of this, and it’s not uploaded with Benny Hill music playing during it, it would be a great injustice.
Here in the UK we have the highest density of CCTV in the whole world. But they have virtually unemployable idiots on minimum wage to monitor the screens. They have been caught ringing phone boxes, and if an attractive girl answers, making obscene suggestions, then zooming in to have a good laugh at the expression on the girl’s face.
I can’t say they make me feel safer – there would be plenty of time for someone to kick your head in and empty your pockets before one of these goons bothered to take any action.