Mcdonald’s “apple pies” are not apple pies, since neither of those two words apply to their… product.
Also, any felony convictions of menacing with a deadly weapon will be summarily upheld, because those objects that vaguely resemble food are DANGEROUS.
How do you know the fast food bag was mcdonalds? How do you know that the apple pie was from the fast food place? How would you tell any more shape than a lump from the probably-paper bag?
My favorite criminal case will always be the man found naked playing someones piano. His clothes were never found (except at his house of course). In terms of robberies its either the potted cactus or the man who used a plastic bag. Maybe the man who attempted to rob the gasstation his daughter worked at. Maybe.
> Fast-Food bag.
Note to the reporter:
Mcdonald’s “apple pies” are not apple pies, since neither of those two words apply to their… product.
Also, any felony convictions of menacing with a deadly weapon will be summarily upheld, because those objects that vaguely resemble food are DANGEROUS.
How do you know the fast food bag was mcdonalds? How do you know that the apple pie was from the fast food place? How would you tell any more shape than a lump from the probably-paper bag?
Sounds like someone just watched “Over a Barrel”.
I was thinking Sisterhooves Social, but this works, too.
This needs to be posted on the bronies memebase.
Nice American Pie reference!
Now I have that song’s chorus stuck in my head… clever reference, tho. Much more creative then some of the titles around here.
Geez, I bet that guy had fun explaining that one to the cops…
“Im not giving them pies Im ASSAULTING THEM WITH PIES!!!!”
The more I think about that, the more of a win it becomes.
I think I’ve seen this before.
Eleven times, as a matter of fact.
Those are filled with molten lava! Have you ever tried to bit into one? It feels worse than a bomb in your mouth!
Wonder how much dough he got away with.
Appleloosan criminals still on the lam, I see…
Entertaining as it is, it doesn’t hold a candle to the story about the guy who tried to rob a bank with a potted cactus.
Or the guy whose brilliant idea was to cover his face with whipped cream.
My favorite criminal case will always be the man found naked playing someones piano. His clothes were never found (except at his house of course). In terms of robberies its either the potted cactus or the man who used a plastic bag. Maybe the man who attempted to rob the gasstation his daughter worked at. Maybe.
he must have just watched spongebob where squidword bought spongebob a pie from pirates.
Pie? What flavor? BOMB FLAVOR!!! D: